I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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