I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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