you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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