so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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