: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I love you. Go after that dick
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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