But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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