I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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