i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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