normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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