i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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