okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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