...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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