Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize