I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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