I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize