Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I just want nice things and good sex
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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