DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
