hotel room ftw
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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