Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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