Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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