your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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