Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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