your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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