I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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