What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
