i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I have already put on my inside pants.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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