i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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