I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
