That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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