On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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