Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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