He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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