Just took my morning after pill in the library
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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