mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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