You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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