how can u be prego again
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
from now on my penis is your penis
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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