Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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