i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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