Do vagina's smell?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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