How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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