I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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