i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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