wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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