my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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