We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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