You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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