Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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