awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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