There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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