guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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