All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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