Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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