so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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