all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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