I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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