I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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