You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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