Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
