he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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